nohonornoshame:

unfortunatelyno:

this girl dropped out of my school to pursue her music career not even kidding

Oh. That is painful.

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5 months ago · 25,795 notes (© unfortunatelyno)

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5 months ago · 29,992 notes (© destinys-abortion)

broriarty:

francieum:

fillmyeyeswithstars:

wheelcher2:

coolpup:

is it pets mart or pet smart

are we human or are we dancers

where am I

To the first question, it is Pet Smart.

image

Each of the words are a different color, and the ball bounces in between both of the words.

And as for the second question, we are human. Dancer is a type of profession.

that poor third person’s question wasn’t answered they’re probably still lost

true, but the outlined path of the ball’s motion also makes an apostrophe between the T and the S, making it Pet’s Mart at the same time

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5 months ago · 206 notes (© lizgillz)

life-more-abundantly:

denyselfandfollowchrist:

spadeoface:

he looks like one of the italian people pushing one of those boats



#DEAD

life-more-abundantly:

denyselfandfollowchrist:

spadeoface:

he looks like one of the italian people pushing one of those boats

image


#DEAD

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5 months ago · 269,935 notes (© iseeincolor91)

charman-ders:

13 years of school and im still not sure if its “grey” or “gray”

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5 months ago · 292,952 notes (© wartortles)

Listen up, fives. A ten is speaking.: westboro baptist church wants to picket the funerals of the kids who died at the sandy hook tragedy. 

damnitgeorge:

i live in connecticut, and westboro is planning to come to our state to picket these kids’ funerals because they believe god is punishing connecticut for legalizing gay marriage, and that’s why these kids died.

it’s fucking sickening.

please reblog this and sign the petition…

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5 months ago · 26,263 notes (© damnitgeorge)

lokistoner:

Patiently waiting until January 1st to make the “I haven’t showered since last year” joke.

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5 months ago · 9,506 notes (© samqirl)

  • boy: I'm having a penis transplant tomorrow
  • girlfriend: I know
  •   boy wakes up and only mum is there
  • boy: where's my girlfriend
  • mum: who do you think gave you the penis
  • boy: what

5 months ago · 71,692 notes (© wildbambi)

making-it-in-america:

tapdanced-sunflower-seeds:

making-it-in-america:

tapdanced-sunflower-seeds:

making-it-in-america:

Yo, anon. Hop the fuck off my girlfriend’s dick.

i dont have a dick i got it removed

YOU HAD ONE?! I WAS BEING FIGURATIVE BUT YOU HAD ONE?!

NO IM FUCKING KIDDING HOLY SHIT

DON’T FUCKING SCARE ME LIKE THAT

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